A-tan! A-tan!
What on earth is it? You're making too much noise.
You have to introduce yourself, A-tan.
Remember, it's your turn this week.
You mean, I should explain my relationship with you to everyone?
Uh... yeah, sure.
I can't do that.
Because... I no longer have my memories as Athena Tennousu.
Now I'm just a child named Alice.
Yeah, you're right.
Sorry, I asked you to do something you can't.
I'm Alice.
Athena Tennousu (Alice Version)
Due to certain reasons, I'm living in the closet in Hinagiku-san's room.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Thanks, A-tan!
It's not like I did it for you.
Yeah.
Lost Dog Looking for this dog. If you find him, please call this number.
I slept right through the alarm again.
I need to get my daily routine in better order—
Taking in some sunlight will reset my internal clock,
so I'll feel refreshed when I wake up...
Wake...
Morning, A-tan. Did you sleep well?
I-I wasn't falling asleep again!
More importantly, don't you have my breakfast ready yet?!
I want to eat sweet bread in the mornings!
Oh, then, I have a chocolate coronet that's perfect for you. Do you want it?
Perfect for me? How so?
Well, of course, because...
See? It's ringlet-shaped!
Just make some pancakes.
Yes, sir...
Honestly, that Hayate... How does this look like my ringlets?
Who needs that kind of joke first thing in the morning?
A-tan?!
What is it, A-tan?! Are you oka—
Hayate... Hayate!
A-tan is in trouble!
Where did this dog come from, anyway?!
What was that?! Where did that dog suddenly come from?!
Ow... Maybe it's a stray.
It's really big for a stray, though.
Maybe it's someone's pet.
Hayate...
Could you hurry up and find its owner, then?
Yeah, you're right. I'll check around.
How could a huge dog like you get lost?
You must really be dumb.
You're gonna crush me! Do you never learn?!
See? You can do it.
Is this what you want?
Okay, just a little...
Stupid dog!
I've got it, A-tan! I found this lost dog flyer...
What are you doing?
Why don't you ask him?
You really are stupid.
You have to stop at traffic lights.
And then look right and left.
Okay, come on.
You stop on red, and proceed on green.
Don't just take off running!
Walk at the same speed as everyone else! Got that?
Honestly, the only thing you're good at is responding.
Looks like you two are getting along well.
Wh-Why would you think that?!
It's not like I care about this dog...
Armageddon!
Armageddon, it's you!
That's my family's dog, Armageddon!
He was gone for three hours! We were so worried!
Armage—
As always, you've got a great tackle!
M-My arm! You're gonna tear my arm off, Armageddon!
Looks like we found the owner without even trying.
A-tan?
Y-Yes, I'm glad we found her so quickly.
Don't get lost again, okay?
Hey, that tickles!
Looks like Armageddon loves you.
That's not true...
No, I'm sure he loves you.
Because...
Your hair looks just like his favorite treat, chocolate coronets!
Do not give dogs chocolate.
We're going home, Hayate.
The Next Day
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What is she thinking?!
There's 100 million yen here!
Wouldn't one normally transfer amounts this large into your bank account?
Hey, Sakuya!
Is this Wataru? Did the operating funds for your store arrive?
Why did you send all this in cash?!
It's as my favorite book says,
"If you want to grow, sleep with your money clutched in your arms."
Murmurs...
Take a good look at the actual amount you borrowed,
not just the numbers in your bank book.
Yeah, but still...
You want to be more of a man, don't you?
Wh-What did she say?
This is all the money I've invested in this store.
It's the very thing that will determine my future.
I have to be careful not to lose it.
Excuse me!
It's the one person most likely to lose it!
What did you come here for?!
What for...? To return the DVD that Miss Nagi rented...
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Tachibana
Wow! Isn't that 100 million yen?!
Sakuya-san sure is amazing.
She went too far.
Young Master, don't you think it's a bad idea to just leave it sitting here?
Yeah. I guess I'll go deposit it.
Then, I'll go with you.
I vehemently decline!
Why?
It's not that I don't trust you,
but there's no one more likely to lose money than you.
Oh, come on. It won't disappear just because I touched it.
It's true that I have a 150 million yen debt, but...
In that case, you and I shall go!
Then let's just put it in this pouch...
Oh, it doesn't fit.
We'll put the rest in these convenience store bags.
Okay...
We're off.
I'm going with you!
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Sorry
It's pretty heavy.
100 million yen weighs ten kilograms.
I just hope nothing happens.
Nothing's going to happen.
Armageddon!
Young Master! Are you okay?
Forget about me! Get the 100 million yen!
100 million yen?
There's 100 million yen in here?
Wh-What are you talking about, Sensei?
There's no way 100 million yen is in there.
Uh, but he just said "100 million yen."
I'm not going to steal it
when the one who dropped it is right in front of me.
Besides, I am a teacher, you know.
Have a little faith in me.
I'm sorry...
Saki!
Oh, no!
Another great day to have fun skipping!
Well, well! I was wondering who it was, and it's Armageddon,
the dog with the big body and tiny brain, who does nothing but eat for free!
Bad dog! You're enough of a glutton already, but scavenging is—
Th-This is money! Way to go! No, I mean...
Where did you find this?!
We have to get this to the police.
So you've finally gone and done it, Fumi-chan.
Y-You've got it all wrong, Sharna-chan!
Armageddon brought this here...
Yes, it may be true that Armageddon brought it here, but...
Armageddon is your dog!
That means, if he stole something, it's just the same as if you had stolen it!
How could this happen?
At some point, I became a thief...
As long as you understand, Fumi-chan.
How serious is my crime?
How many thousands of yen will my crime cost, Sharna-chan?!
For starters, if the police find you, you'll be executed.
My life was too short...
Armageddon! Where are you going, Armageddon?!
Our precious operating funds are gone because of me...
It's not your fault.
If I had been holding the briefcase more tightly...
H-Hey, don't cry.
Um, I think I recognized that dog, so I'll go look for him.
You two, file a robbery report.
Okay. We'll count on you.
Sure. Leave it to me.
Um...
If the 100 million isn't found, I'll...
I'll quit the store and find another job,
and I'll work hard to make the 100 million back...
If I can't find the dog, the owner should be...
There she is!
Quick! We've got to get that briefcase back!
Why? If you tell the police that the dog did it, they might believe you now.
No! My fingerprints are on that briefcase!
If I confess before I wipe them all off, I'll still be a suspect!
You've actually thought this out, Fumi-chan.
Anyway! If we don't do something, I'll be arrested!
Excuse me...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was born!
I didn't take the money! Please don't execute me!
U-Uh...
If you're looking for the dog that took the briefcase, he's not here anymore.
He went running off somewhere.
Somewhere?
Did you run away again?
What's that? Did you bring it for me?
I'm so happy! Good boy, Armageddon!
I thought I'd find you here.
Hayate?
I found him. The money is safe.
Really?! I'll be right there!
What do you mean, "money"?
Wataru-kun's 100 million yen is in there.
Yes, at the apartment. Yes.
So you got wrapped up in money related trouble again.
Yeah. But it's a good thing I found it so quickly.
It doesn't look like there's any money in there.
What are you going to do, Hayate?
What should I do?
Commercial Connecting Theater
Commercial Connecting Theater!
You seem to be good friends with a lot of girls.
Do you have any actual guy friends?
What are you talking about, A-tan?
Of course I have a guy friend.
And does he consider you a friend?
How about it, Hayate?
Commercial Connecting Theater
Commercial Connecting Theater.
I need you.
I don't need a god of poverty!
He's not going to go after her?
What a pathetic guy.
Did you find my 100 million yen?
Okay, let's blow this scene, Armageddon.
You mustn't destroy the evidence, Fumi-chan.
S-Sorry, Sharna-chan.
We need to think about where it may have been lost.
Armageddon! Where did you lose it?! Tell the truth!
"Woof" doesn't tell me anything! Speak in Japanese!
Say something besides "woof" now and then! You have to, Armageddon!
Looks like Armageddon won't talk no matter what we do!
If only we understood animal language, we could hear your story.
Someone who understands animal language and can speak human language...
Wait, there is someone!
Tama! Come with me!
Meow, meow meow?!
Oh, it's just the butler with the debt.
Who's that?
Someone who says, "I understand animal language. I do.
They always pretend to be animals, and badmouth me."
It doesn't look like this will work at all.
Hurry up!
Fine, fine.
Well? What happened to the 100 million that was in here?
Vile scum, kept as a pet by humans!
I have nothing to say to you!
You live in shame, trash.
We are free! Freedom allows our souls to soar!
Quit grumbling and spit it out, you stupid mutt!
Quit fighting, you two!
A couple of guys stole the money out of it?
Yes.
I'll do my best to look for them, too.
Yes.
That's it. Learn the smell of the contents.
What are you doing, A-tan?
This is no time to be disheartened.
Young Master...
You go back to the store! Got it?
It hasn't been long since the 100 million yen was stolen.
It shouldn't be difficult to pick up the trail.
I'm depending on you, Armageddon!
Takoyaki
Guess I have no choice...
Come on, hurry up!
Soft Serve - 300 yen
What? Again?
Are you taking this seriously?
I'm about to get angry.
Yakitori
This isn't the smell you're supposed to be following!
Ow...
Kebab
It's here?
Seems so.
Sure looks like the place.
Wataru-kun!
Wait here, A-tan.
But...
Don't worry. I'll be right back.
Hayate...
Give me back my 100 million yen!
I swear...
Can't let my guard down for a second.
Now then...
O-Of course, I was going to bring it back to you guys!
O-Of course you were.
Thank you for your deposit.
Complete deposit Make another deposit
That'll do it.
Welcome Please select your desired transaction.
Deposit Update bank book Send money
Sorry about all this. You really saved me.
You should thank him.
Thank you.
Though it was his fault in the first place...
If we hadn't found the money,
Saki would've felt responsible, and kept on crying forever.
Sounds like there's someone who's important to you.
Y-Yeah...
Then you should protect her,
so she doesn't slip through your fingers.
Yeah. I know.
Tachibana
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What are you so depressed for?
Young Master...
Did you find the money?!
Yeah. I just put it in the bank.
Thank goodness... I'm so glad...
So...
Don't ever say that you're going to quit again.
But if I stay, I'll cause more trouble for you...
Saki.
I don't care, as long as you're beside me, so...
Stay with me forever.
Y-Young Master...
Let's get fired up, Saki!
Tachibana
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Right!
You did a good job, Armageddon.
That's odd. It looks like Armageddon likes you more than me.
It must be because of the chocolate coronet!
Y-You stupid dog!
Nagi, I'm going out.
Microwave and eat. -Maria
Meat buns?
Not that I mind, but just one of these fills me up.
Oh, those look tasty.
You want one, too? You can have a whole one.
A whole one?
If we can't finish them, we can give the rest to Tama.
That's true.
Okay, let's get right to it...
There.
Automatic
Heat Healthy
Steam/Boil Bake/Fry
Recipes Healthy Class
Start
Wh-What is all this?
I don't know...
Shouldn't we just push the one that says "start"?
Really? It won't blow up or anything, will it?
Oh well. These things are made to get it right one way or another.
Steam/Boil Bake/Fry
They melted.
Indeed.
We can't eat this.
Goopy
Indeed.
But I'm hungry...
Indeed...
I'm sure Maria will be back by this evening,
but I don't think I can hold out that long.
Indeed...
What should we do?
The butler's working at the café right now, isn't he?
Why don't you just go there to eat?
Not that you can hear me, since I'm a ghost and all.
That's it!
Going to Hayate's café is a good idea!
Oh, yeah!
If we go to Café Donguri, we can have Hayate make us dinner!
Okay, let's go there now!
Yeah!
Thanks for the good idea.
Do you know the way?
Not to worry! I always see it from Hayate's bike.
So...
I-I think it's this way!
You think?
Not to worry! Just trust my intuition!
Weird...
It takes no time to get there on Hayate's bike...
That powerhouse is not to be underestimated.
You said it. Neither downhill nor uphill slopes bother him.
Oh!
Let's buy some drinks!
Good idea.
There's no slot for a card.
Yeah...
However, I have this!
Ooh, I see!
Vending
Taguchi Clinic
Sure is far away...
Indeed.
I'm hungry and thirsty.
I want some of Hayate's cooking right now.
Indeed.
So, which dish of Hayate's do you like best?
His beef stew.
Yeah, his stew and potstickers are great too, huh?
And the egg and tomato stir-fry he made for me the other day.
His fried eggs are good, too.
This is...
What is it?
I recognize this street!
We go up that hill and go straight, and we're there!
But...
That's quite an uphill slope...
Yeah...
There's a convenience store!
You're right!
We can use our cards here!
Tasty Bento Festival
We can buy all the meat buns and drinks we want!
Yay! Now we can just buy meat buns to take home!
But if we go up this hill...
Hayate is...
Café Donguri
Hayate-kun, I'm done cleaning over here.
Thank you, Nishizawa-san.
Welco— Huh?
What are you two doing here?
We came all the way here to eat!
That's right! Aren't we amazing?!
W-Well, I guess so...
Okay, I'll make you something.
What would you like?
Meat buns!
What?!
Looks like it's our turn next!
Is it?
We're gonna do that thing, right?
Of course!
Nice Cutie!
Cutie Mate!
Hey!
Come on, you too, Isumi-san...
You're lost already?!
The Cutie Touch is surprisingly fun!